Transit Service

Are you a runner in need of transportation? Tired of being stuck on a stuffy greyhound or on the back of a creep's truck as you outrun the monsters chasing you?

Apply for the Vagabond Transit Service.

Our rates are the best in the business and our services include:

1. Transportation to anywhere in the U.S. (excluding Hawaii and Alaska)
2. Emergency pick ups within a 50 mile radius of our location at all times.
3. Over night lodging in the van for extra pay. We have a mattress, very comfy back seat, and more quilts than I know what to do with. Also in winter weather like this, my van is a good place to warm up and hide for a while.

The only cost is gas money, plus an extra $5 for every night you spend. 

Just fill out our application and send it along with any questions you might have to womanwiththevan@gmail.com with a $10 application fee and we'll add you to our designated list of subscribers (granted that you are not a proxy hellbent on slitting our throats.)

Thank you so much for your service, we really appreciate it. : ) 

-Beth and Scuba ✿